Friday, April 15, 2011

Blog#5

Robale decided to go to the tattoo shop. He thought that having two jobs would be able to get him a small apartment.He went to Blaititattat. He had to wait in a long line. The line had fifty people. The problem was that they didn't have a tattoo artist and they didn't have time to interview everybody. The boss of the tattoo place wanted everybody to describe the tattoo to give to everybody. Robale decided to give a tattoo to Frank Johnson

Friday, March 18, 2011

Blog #4

The next day after what happened at the carnival. Robale woke up and it was raining outside. He sat in his tent until 10 because that when it stopped raining. When the rain stopped it was really hot outside. Robale decided to go outside. He went to Garret Lanes. He started to realize that bowling was a lame sport. He noticed that everybody at the place was a dork because they all wore highwater pants, big thick glasses with tape in the middle, and everytime a person laughed they snorted like pigs. He also noticed that no girls ever showed up to Garret Lanes. He also thought that bowling was a boring sport because he didn't really have anybody to compete against.After thinking about how lame bowling was, people came in with shotguns. Robale managed to escape. Thr robbers shot everybody at the bowling alley because because bowling was lame. The robbers shot the owner because bowling was lame. The robbers also managed to get away with murder at the bowling alley because bowling was lame.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Blog #3- The flames of the carnival

When Robale got to the food trailer. He ordered two cheeseburgers. When the employees took his order they noticed that the stove was on fire. They tried to put it out by hitting the fire with their towels but they only made the fire bigger. They didn't know what else to do and they ran out of the trailer and told Robale that they can't take his order because the trailer was on fire. The fire got bigger and burned down the rides one by one.Robale ran for his life and while he was running he saw a man trapped in the bouncy house. Parts of the bouncy house were on fire. Robale found out that the entrance to the bouncy house was clear. He went into the bouncy house and said "Grab my hand". The man grabbed his hand and said "Get me out of here". Robale managed to get him out of the bouncy house before it burned down. Everybody else escaped the carnival. After Robale got the man out of the carnival safely he said "What's your name"? "My name is Richard Wayne, what about you?". "My name is Robale Ali". "Nice to meet you" said Robale. "Nice to meet you too" said Richard. They both shook hands. The firefighters and news media finally came. The news media came and put Robale on the news to explain what happened. Robale said "I was here at the carnival having a good time. I went to get something to eat the stove in the food trailer caught on fire. The fire spreaded and burned down the rest of the carnival. Everybody cleared the carnival except one guy who was at the bouncy house. His name was Richard Wayne and he was about to die until I saved him". After the interview was over Robale went home and went to sleep.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Blog#2- The rise of the carnival

Robale Ali was so sick of his boring life. One day he went walking to Garrett Lanes and when he went up to door he saw a flier that said that there a fair is going to be in town next week right next to Garrett Lanes. He really looked forward to that. He thought about the fair all week at work because he finally had something to look forward to. When the next week came he got early and rushed to the carnival. By the time he got there there the line was already crowded. Since the carnival was crowded the employees raised the prices on tickets. Robale went on every single ride out there. He was able to get on every ride out there because his bad body odor repelled the crowd. He didn't care because he was so excited to be there. His favorite ride was the roller coaster.Some of the other rides he went on were the ferris wheel, the carosel, the bumpercars, and the tilt a wheel. He saw a lot of beautiful ladies out there too. He tried to talk to them but they walked past him like he was a statue. While he was at the carnival he saw his long lost friend J.J. Carlyle from high school. He went up to him and said "What's up man". J.J didn't recognize him at first and said "Who the heck are you". Robale said " I'm Robale Ali your old friend from high school". J.J said " Oh, I remember you, you used to be a dork in high school". "Yea I remember you also so what are you doing with your life?" said Robale. "I'm a scientist and I'm making a lot of money, what about you?" said J.J.. "I work at the donut shop and live in the woods" said Robale. J.J. laughed and walked away. Robale felt sorry for telling all of his business. He decided to go order some food from the food trailer.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Blog #1- The intro to Robale Ali

Today was like any other day. The weather was still hot. Robale slept in the woods everyday because he couldn't afford a house. His favorite hobby was going to bowling so he would go to Garrett Lanes. His favorite food was chicken so he wold go to Fooking Chicken every day. He was not a happy person. One of the reasons he wasn't happy because people would make fun of him because of his name. Everytime he introduced himself to somebody they would laugh at him. Some people would say "Go back to Pluto". He had a hard time finding a job because no one took him seriously because of his name. The only job he could find was the donut shop and he hardly made any money. Another reason he wasn't happy was because he lived in the woods. During the summer he dealt with bugs. He got stung by a bee everyday. During the winter he would freeze in his tent in the woods because he couldn't afford a coat. All the women thought he was gross because he had bad body odor. He slept a lot because he had a boring life.